THE VIRAGO

Real News : Real People

Edition 1

The Virago decides on its own that pigs balls have a very useful place in the world

To a vetinarian, a pig farmer and perhaps a charged up Miss Piggy - Pigs Balls are "high function".

To an ant, a tick or a maybe a speeding stray mouse , this warm smooth and soft surface must seem like a West German autobahn in Summer - " a blessing" ........

In delicate  social occasions, such as at the maid of honour's  wedding table,  a yoga retreat or even a junior grade maths class, these most useful commodities that drive one of the largest financial futures markets in the history or the world, pork bellies (duh!), gets no respect or place of honour  in our society. 

And further to that, in a spotlight, they may even suffer the drama of ridicule...

"^THE VIRAGO^

 give's PiGs Balls a place of Honour!!"

As Virago has its intention, to be VIRAL - there's no secret about that................

Click Jamaica will Ride the  wave of Glory forged by these honourable, highly functional and blessed commodities.

The PiGs Balls AwArd

.....will be bestowed on any Tourism product which has conducted itself in any way that does not live up to standards expected of such establishment.

We offer these Balls as inspiration that they must aim high in this world....., to at all times aim to be........  - honourable, highly functional and blessed...... establishments for the benefit of all mankind....

And when these Pigs Balls are hung over the image of your establishment, they are to be considered - merely INSPIRATION for IMPROVING STANDARDS.

Please do not be offended, but inspired !

THe ViRagO